I need somebody to make me a sheath for my #Ebola Lightsaber. (at Winston University & InnovationEnvy Labs)
If Steve Smith were to release an album, I would buy it, not one song would be illegally downloaded.
They did a d’angelo tribute
I could watch American dad for the rest of my life
Realigning every day of my life
im SOOO glad someone posted this!!
Saw this in Fort Worth. We need one in #Lewisville. (at Lewisville, Texas)
I want one! But I want mine to wear rollerskates, so she can get me around even faster! | via PeopleOfWalmart.com (at Walmart Carrollton - E Trinity Mills Rd)
It’s too bad we didn’t have video cameras back then. You could have seen my amazing disco dancing skills. (at Lewisville, Texas)
I can see how a giant, metal spork could come in handy, I guess, but what is this spoon for? (at Lewisville, Texas)
My barber said this will give me an amazing afro. I think they could have come up with a better name. And a better logo. (at Lewisville, Texas)
Let me help you. Please don’t say “would of” or “could of” or “should of”. Instead, use “would have” or the contraction, “would’ve”. Also, be careful what you say to imaginative people. “The things I would have done to you” sounds absolutely terrifying, to me. Instead, say, “It’s a shame we didn’t know each other well in high school. You could have tutored me.” (at Lewisville, Texas)
This is going to be the hottest tourist item! You know you want one. #Ebola does Dallas. (at Texas Health Presbyterian Emergency Room)
A Dallas patient who recently travelled to Africa is now in isolation after developing Ebola symptoms. Great… (at Texas Health Presbyterian Emergency Room)
When my daughters sing this song, they have to change the lyrics.
Don’t mess with me! I can still pinch you! (at Orthopedic Associates of Flower Mound and Lewisville)
Pam, from #TrueBlood, and the Tran from #oitnb, have the same, exact voice. Go listen. (at Lewisville, Texas)
Raw & Unfiltered Honey is so much better for you than the micro filtered honey they sell at most stores. Why? Look it up. It’s an interesting read. (at Tom Thumb)