Photo 16 Oct I need somebody to make me a sheath for my #Ebola Lightsaber. (at Winston University & InnovationEnvy Labs)

I need somebody to make me a sheath for my #Ebola Lightsaber. (at Winston University & InnovationEnvy Labs)

Photo 15 Oct Samantha! You should totally be Roscoe the flying squirrel for Halloween! Please!!! Also, I don’t know why your calls aren’t coming through, but if you text me something like, “Call me ASAP, Twinnie!” I will call you within minutes. Try it. Right now, if you’re not doing anything. (at Fish &Things Pet Store )
Samantha! You should totally be Roscoe the flying squirrel for Halloween! Please!!! Also, I don’t know why your calls aren’t coming through, but if you text me something like, “Call me ASAP, Twinnie!” I will call you within minutes. Try it. Right now, if you’re not doing anything. (at Fish &Things Pet Store )
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If Steve Smith were to release an album, I would buy it, not one song would be illegally downloaded. 

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Realigning every day of my life

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Photo 10 Oct Saw this in Fort Worth. We need one in #Lewisville.  (at Lewisville, Texas)

Saw this in Fort Worth. We need one in #Lewisville. (at Lewisville, Texas)

Photo 8 Oct I want one! But I want mine to wear rollerskates, so she can get me around even faster! | via PeopleOfWalmart.com (at Walmart Carrollton - E Trinity Mills Rd)

I want one! But I want mine to wear rollerskates, so she can get me around even faster! | via PeopleOfWalmart.com (at Walmart Carrollton - E Trinity Mills Rd)

Photo 7 Oct It’s too bad we didn’t have video cameras back then. You could have seen my amazing disco dancing skills.  (at Lewisville, Texas)

It’s too bad we didn’t have video cameras back then. You could have seen my amazing disco dancing skills. (at Lewisville, Texas)

Photo 6 Oct I can see how a giant, metal spork could come in handy, I guess, but what is this spoon for?  (at Lewisville, Texas)

I can see how a giant, metal spork could come in handy, I guess, but what is this spoon for? (at Lewisville, Texas)

Photo 6 Oct My barber said this will give me an amazing afro. I think they could have come up with a better name. And a better logo.  (at Lewisville, Texas)

My barber said this will give me an amazing afro. I think they could have come up with a better name. And a better logo. (at Lewisville, Texas)

Photo 3 Oct Let me help you. Please don’t say “would of” or “could of” or “should of”. Instead, use “would have” or the contraction, “would’ve”. Also, be careful what you say to imaginative people. “The things I would have done to you” sounds absolutely terrifying, to me. Instead, say, “It’s a shame we didn’t know each other well in high school. You could have tutored me.” (at Lewisville, Texas)

Let me help you. Please don’t say “would of” or “could of” or “should of”. Instead, use “would have” or the contraction, “would’ve”. Also, be careful what you say to imaginative people. “The things I would have done to you” sounds absolutely terrifying, to me. Instead, say, “It’s a shame we didn’t know each other well in high school. You could have tutored me.” (at Lewisville, Texas)

Photo 1 Oct 1 note This is going to be the hottest tourist item! You know you want one. #Ebola does Dallas. (at Texas Health Presbyterian Emergency Room)

This is going to be the hottest tourist item! You know you want one. #Ebola does Dallas. (at Texas Health Presbyterian Emergency Room)

Photo 29 Sep A Dallas patient who recently travelled to Africa is now in isolation after developing Ebola symptoms. Great… (at Texas Health Presbyterian Emergency Room)

A Dallas patient who recently travelled to Africa is now in isolation after developing Ebola symptoms. Great… (at Texas Health Presbyterian Emergency Room)

Photo 27 Sep When my daughters sing this song, they have to change the lyrics.

When my daughters sing this song, they have to change the lyrics.

Photo 4 Sep Don’t mess with me! I can still pinch you!  (at Orthopedic Associates of Flower Mound and Lewisville)

Don’t mess with me! I can still pinch you! (at Orthopedic Associates of Flower Mound and Lewisville)

Photo 2 Sep Pam, from #TrueBlood, and the Tran from #oitnb, have the same, exact voice. Go listen. (at Lewisville, Texas)

Pam, from #TrueBlood, and the Tran from #oitnb, have the same, exact voice. Go listen. (at Lewisville, Texas)

Photo 1 Sep Raw & Unfiltered Honey is so much better for you than the micro filtered honey they sell at most stores. Why? Look it up. It’s an interesting read. (at Tom Thumb)

Raw & Unfiltered Honey is so much better for you than the micro filtered honey they sell at most stores. Why? Look it up. It’s an interesting read. (at Tom Thumb)


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