Video 22 Apr

My daughter is going to be the greatest guitar player of all time! I’m feeling a mixture of pride and jealousy. I wish I could play like that! (at Wellington Athletic Center)

Photo 17 Apr Found this house way out in Methamphetamine, Texas. I kinda like it. (at Marchant WeighStation & PharmaLab)

Found this house way out in Methamphetamine, Texas. I kinda like it. (at Marchant WeighStation & PharmaLab)

Photo 17 Apr I want my house to do this! I’d transform it into lockdown mode every night. (at The Pink Hanger)

I want my house to do this! I’d transform it into lockdown mode every night. (at The Pink Hanger)

Photo 17 Apr I’m helping my father-in-law out in the middle of nowhere. This cute, demon eye dog just appeared. It’s spooky. (at Northwest Regional Airport (Texas))

I’m helping my father-in-law out in the middle of nowhere. This cute, demon eye dog just appeared. It’s spooky. (at Northwest Regional Airport (Texas))

Video 17 Apr

#Absinthe drip. (at Marchant Quote Depot)

Photo 16 Apr This is the only place in the area that sells sugar cubes. If you want to give a horse a treat, build a sugar castle, or enjoy a glass of #Absinthe properly, you’re gonna have to make a trip to Kroger in Highland Village. (at Kroger)

This is the only place in the area that sells sugar cubes. If you want to give a horse a treat, build a sugar castle, or enjoy a glass of #Absinthe properly, you’re gonna have to make a trip to Kroger in Highland Village. (at Kroger)

Photo 15 Apr I have a friend who is pregnant. Her husband is out of town. She just called me. “Winston, I need chocolate milk! Please! It’s for the baby! I can feel it crying inside me! It wants milk now!” I don’t want to get out. I want to sit here and wait for the blood moon. But the baby is crying inside her. I guess I’m going to go deliver some chocolate milk. (at Lewisville, Texas)

I have a friend who is pregnant. Her husband is out of town. She just called me. “Winston, I need chocolate milk! Please! It’s for the baby! I can feel it crying inside me! It wants milk now!” I don’t want to get out. I want to sit here and wait for the blood moon. But the baby is crying inside her. I guess I’m going to go deliver some chocolate milk. (at Lewisville, Texas)

Photo 13 Apr I love my jumbo ice cube tray! I’m easy to please. (at Wellington Athletic Center)

I love my jumbo ice cube tray! I’m easy to please. (at Wellington Athletic Center)

Video 11 Apr

Christian with a nice tip. I’m not sure why he didn’t dunk it, but I’m sure he had his reasons. #Basketball Tournament Weekend (at Durham Middle School)

Video 9 Apr

I love Frisco’s talking crosswalk buttons! I wish it cycled through a variety of phrases. It needs a Texas accent, too. (at City of Frisco, Texas)

Photo 9 Apr The Ultimate Warrior is dead. Just days after being inducted into the #WWE Hall of Fame. Sad. | http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/08/ultimate-warrior-dead-dies-wwe/ (at Lewisville, Texas)

The Ultimate Warrior is dead. Just days after being inducted into the #WWE Hall of Fame. Sad. | http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/08/ultimate-warrior-dead-dies-wwe/ (at Lewisville, Texas)

Video 7 Apr

If I had to have a solid gold prosthetic hand, I would have asked to have a fist. #GameOfThrones Jamie Lannister has a killer karate chop, I guess. (at Lewisville, Texas)

Photo 5 Apr Holden has my dark skin gene, hidden away somewhere in his DNA. Wouldn’t it be awesome if he and his future wife had a really dark baby!? I hope he does. I’m praying for it. (at Tiny Shorts Movie Studio)

Holden has my dark skin gene, hidden away somewhere in his DNA. Wouldn’t it be awesome if he and his future wife had a really dark baby!? I hope he does. I’m praying for it. (at Tiny Shorts Movie Studio)

Video 31 Mar

I must not have gotten this far in the #BoyScouts. I don’t remember ever doing this. (at Trietsch Family Life Center)

Photo 22 Mar Pizza isn’t the healthiest dinner, so I added fresh kale. It’s good for you, and I don’t have to eat as much pizza to get full. Surprisingly tasty, too! (at Papa John’s Pizza)

Pizza isn’t the healthiest dinner, so I added fresh kale. It’s good for you, and I don’t have to eat as much pizza to get full. Surprisingly tasty, too! (at Papa John’s Pizza)


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