Raw & Unfiltered Honey is so much better for you than the micro filtered honey they sell at most stores. Why? Look it up. It’s an interesting read. (at Tom Thumb)
36 years old, and I’ve never had a broken bone until now. Boxer’s Fracture. It hurts. (at Baylor SurgiCare SuperParty)
Christian’s baby shower. 1997. When everybody had pagers. Good times.
"We have thoughtfully and consensually decided to finalize our almost twenty years of marriage in a loving & friendly manner, honoring & respecting each other, our family & friends and the beautiful time we have spent together - Melanie & Antonio."
Someone told me that they’re thinking about making marriage licenses like driver’s licenses, in Hollywood, where you’d have to occasionally renew it. Or you can just let it expire, if you’re not feeling it anymore.
Did you know that Melanie Griffith was just 14 years old when she started dating Don Johnson. He was 22. What a perv. Their daughter, #DakotaJohnson, is starring in the upcoming 50 Shades of Gray film. (at The Hollywood Walk of Fame, Los Angeles)
They had free, all you can eat In-N-Out burgers at the #CorporateChallenge opening ceremonies. It would have been an awesome event…in October, or November. It’s just too hot, right now. (at The Plaza at Galatyn Park)
That’s different. I wonder if they got permission to use his likeness. Looks pretty cool! (at AMLI Galatyn Station)
Robin Williams is dead. Cause of death might be suicide. I liked this guy. I’m thoroughly bummed out.
#tbt Family Reunion in Jamaica, sometime in the early 80s. That’s my grandfather on the far right. (at Downtown Kingston, Jamaica)
#tbt circa 1982. I couldn’t afford real marionette puppets. That didn’t stop us. The show must go on! (at Winston University & InnovationEnvy Labs)
My girls are a little disappointed that they had to choose white or black family members for their new Fisher Price Loving Family doll house. They wanted bi-racial family members. I wonder if they’ll ever make mixed dolls. (at Winston University & InnovationEnvy Labs)
I’ve never seen it spelled that way. Blak. That’s awful. No offense, Mr. Blak. It’s not your fault.
Dave is control rooming the #GeekHouse grand opening like a rock star! (at The Geek House)
Kellie Rasberry killed it last night! You might not be able to tell from the audio I captured, but she was pretty awesome. We clearly have identical musical preferences:
Don’t be surprised if you hear a @kellierasberry + Winston duet in the near future… (at Big Al’s Mckinney Avenue Tavern)
Seventeen years ago, on a warm Saturday, much like today, I made the best decision of my life. I married that girl. I’ve been trying to figure out how to keep her ever since. #HappyAnniversary (at Marchant Quote Depot)
This looks frightening to me. Like something that might ooze out of a wound. I would not like my Doritos to be loaded, thank you. (at Exxon Corp)